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bazali bethu

3/29/2022

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These people we call our parents.
They makes us laugh. They make us cry. They make us clean things, pick up things, behave like them, not behave like them.
They make us who we are.
Sometimes we look back with great fondness. At other times we think, 'what were you smoking!' 
​These parents of ours who also came into the world with dreams, fears, wishes, wants, ideas, songs, stories. And then became our parents.
These people, our parents, are woven into the very fabric of our existence. THE END 
This picture and story was inspired by Black Umfolosi's song ​Bazali Bethu.
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sit around the fire

3/25/2022

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"Fire!"
The tiger stopped stealing coconuts and shimmied down the palm tree.
"Water!"
The salamander climbed out from under the wok where it was rehearsing a tap dance.
"Space!"
A rainbow trapped in a prism landed on a dog's butt.
"Earth!"

Pachamama brought harvests of coca leaves and maize. There was a Sunday parade.
"Air!"
​One feather - probably from a phoenix, or a goose - dropped from the sky at precisely the right moment. THE END 
This picture and story was inspired by Jon Hopkins and Ram Dass' song ​Sit Around The Fire.
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no tony

3/22/2022

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"No Tony Macaroni," he bellowed. "No bad jokes today!"
This only spurred them on.
"Hey, Tony, whaddaya call a fake noodle?"
"Yeah, why can't you pick up seafood, Tony?"
"An impasta," said Tony. "No mussels."
These were old jokes. Tony preferred the unexpected ones like the time a customer came in shouting, "Broccoli! Cauliflower! I'm sorry, I've got florets." Now, that was funny!
"Hey, Tony..." 
He'd had enough. Tony inflated one hundred balloons with the restaurant's helium cylinder, tied ribbons to them and went outside. "Suck eggs, kids," he said, then Tony floated away. THE END  
This picture and story was inspired by Mr. Ozio's song ​No Tony.
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billy jack

3/18/2022

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"My Aunt Billy Jack always kept a potato beetle in her pocket?"
"Why?"
"She didn't like scorpions. I'll tell you something else. She knew the secret hiding place of many things."
"Like what?"
"Jethro Tull's whistle. A dog brush. That toaster that could sing Hot In The City."
"Billy Jack... she was the plumber, right?"
"Seamstress."
"Ah, I always get the two mixed up."
"One mends dresses, the other drains messes. That's how I remember it." THE END    
This picture and story was inspired by Curtis Mayfield's song Billy Jack off the album There's No Place Like America Today.
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the system only dreams in total darkness

3/15/2022

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"Look out, Moish!"
The shout came just in time. The king of kosher dill pickles jumped to safety as the wrecking ball crashed into the sidewalk right where he'd been standing.
"What the heck!" shouted Moishe, waving his fist at the crane driver. "I'm walking here!"
But it wasn't the crane driver's fault.
The Angel of Near Misses wanted to shake Moishe up. It wanted to scare the 
king of dill pickles (kosher) out of his waking slumber and bring him back to life.  
​"You ok, Uncle Moish," said his nephew.
"Hundreds, Rudy. I know it sounds crazy but I almost feel alive again." THE END 
This picture and story was inspired by The National's song The System Only Dreams In Total Darkness off the album Sleep Well Beast.
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Showbiz alert

3/12/2022

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Sybil 1.0 could dance like a robot from 1984 because she was a robot from 1984.
No one could dispute a cold, hard fact.
But people did! They called her a phoney.
"It's someone in a box!" they yelled.
They refused to believe she was a robot even though they could clearly see she was. They were finding it hard to believe in the power of mechanics. Some still used Betamax. 
Sybil 1.0 didn't care.
She continued telescoping her neck, spinning her wheels on the spot, and requested Woodpeckers from Space by VideoKids so many times the DJ eventually stuck it on repeat and went home. THE END 
This picture and story was inspired by bRoTheRmAn's song ShowBiz Alert.
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let the spirit

3/7/2022

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A delegation of very important Swamis entered the 'elixir-of-life' room. 
"Spider!" said Long Beard.
"Scimitar!" exclaimed Longer Beard.
"Lollipop!" growled Ridiculously Long Beard.
They went and stood over the pink candy disapprovingly.
"It's been licked and dropped," said Long Beard.
"It's stuck to the runner," said Longer Beard.
"It smells like bubblegum," said Ridiculously Long Beard. 
The three Swamis made pretend vomit faces and shook their heads in disgust. Then, Long Beard picked up the lollipop and put it in a Ziploc bag. THE END
This picture and story was inspired by Roots Manuva's song Let The Spirit off the album Slime and Reason.
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kennedy

3/3/2022

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Kennedy was cooking eggs and baking bread - for one.
Kennedy was lonely. He wished he wasn't. Loneliness was a malady of the psyche.
A rat ran across the kitchen floor. For that one split second Kennedy was lonely no more. He picked up the pan of eggs and hurled it at the rat.
"Missed!" he screamed.
The rat ran into a hole in the cupboard. Kennedy lit a cigarette and held his nose. The rat wasn't smelly, Kennedy was. Loneliness had made him sloppy. Kennedy went into the lounge to stare at a wall. The rat came out and ate the eggs. THE END  
This picture and story was inspired by The Wedding Present's song Kennedy off the album Brassneck.
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into the groove

3/1/2022

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Inchy started out as an Assistant Measurement Controller in the foxglove pot.
But Inchy had ambition.
​She was aiming for the big leagues.

"You know that story," she said. "The one about measuring coffins. That's where I want to be."
"First, get into the groove," said her business coach. "Find the hole in the slippery bricks."
So, Inchy studied hard. She learnt everything there was to learn about measurement - inches in particular. And she avoided birds. Birds were mean.  THE END   
This picture and story was inspired by Madonna's song Into the Groove off the album Like A Virgin.
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