billy jack

"My Aunt Billy Jack always kept a potato beetle in her pocket?"
"Why?"
"She didn't like scorpions. I'll tell you something else. She knew the secret hiding place of many things."
"Like what?"
"Jethro Tull's whistle. A dog brush. That toaster that could sing Hot In The City."
"Billy Jack... she was the plumber, right?"
"Seamstress."
"Ah, I always get the two mixed up."
"One mends dresses, the other drains messes. That's how I remember it." THE END    

This picture and story was inspired by Curtis Mayfield's song Billy Jack off the album There's No Place Like America Today.