let the spirit

A delegation of very important Swamis entered the 'elixir-of-life' room. 
"Spider!" said Long Beard.
"Scimitar!" exclaimed Longer Beard.
"Lollipop!" growled Ridiculously Long Beard.
They went and stood over the pink candy disapprovingly.
"It's been licked and dropped," said Long Beard.
"It's stuck to the runner," said Longer Beard.
"It smells like bubblegum," said Ridiculously Long Beard. 
The three Swamis made pretend vomit faces and shook their heads in disgust. Then, Long Beard picked up the lollipop and put it in a Ziploc bag. THE END

This picture and story was inspired by Roots Manuva's song Let The Spirit off the album Slime and Reason.