Inchy started out as an Assistant Measurement Controller in the foxglove pot. But Inchy had ambition. She was aiming for the big leagues. "You know that story," she said. "The one about measuring coffins. That's where I want to be." "First, get into the groove," said her business coach. "Find the hole in the slippery bricks." So, Inchy studied hard. She learnt everything there was to learn about measurement - inches in particular. And she avoided birds. Birds were mean. THE END
This picture and story was inspired by Madonna's song Into the Groove off the album Like A Virgin.