Sybil 1.0 could dance like a robot from 1984 because she was a robot from 1984. No one could dispute a cold, hard fact. But people did! They called her a phoney. "It's someone in a box!" they yelled. They refused to believe she was a robot even though they could clearly see she was. They were finding it hard to believe in the power of mechanics. Some still used Betamax. Sybil 1.0 didn't care. She continued telescoping her neck, spinning her wheels on the spot, and requested Woodpeckers from Space by VideoKids so many times the DJ eventually stuck it on repeat and went home. THE END
This picture and story was inspired by bRoTheRmAn's song ShowBiz Alert.