start wearing purple

They called him Dr. Limpy, which was strange because he walked perfectly well. In his satchel were pills, ointments, snake oils, and feathers. With each consultation he lit a stump of Palo Santo and chanted a magic word louder and louder - Bohump, Bohump!
​His methods were considered off kilter. When the organ grinder complained of organ fatigue, he said "a potato in the left sock, a pine cone in the right."  
When Mrs. Winkytickle came for thrombosis, he said "fragrant flatulence, my dear."
And when the Can Can girls, Sarah and Brugge, inquired about instant fame, he bellowed "start wearing purple!" THE END.

This picture and story was inspired by Gogol Bordello's song ​​Start Wearing Purple off the album Voi-La Intruder.