ding dong thing

Donny was an actor. His best roles were the ones where he played the billionaire villain trying to take over the world. 
As the only actor in the bloat, Donny was always being asked to speak at weddings.
Donny hated hippopotamus weddings. There were so many of them. He especially hated that propeller tail thing the males did when they were trying to get someone to dance.
"Smelly beasts," thought Donny.
But, as an actor, he never let on. He just smiled, told jokes and kept the conversation moving. 
​Donny was an actor. And a very good one at that. THE END 

This picture and story was inspired by Felix Laband's song Ding Dong Thing off the album Deaf Safari.