Never try to fool a wolf with strange rhythms. Wolves understand syncopation. This one had grown up on the skittering beats of jazz. Its mother used to sing at the Cotton Club. "Get your paws off me," she'd say. "Don't you know how to treat a wolf lady properly." It was clear they did not. The band were setting up on the purple stage with the kickdrum activated flashlights when the wolf arrived. It could tell they were amateurs. The drummer had forgotten to put rubber stoppers on her kit so it kept running away from her when she played. And the singer had lost his voice. THE END
This picture and story was inspired by Alt-j's song 3WWoff the album Relaxer.